After Loew’s Cancels Josh Hawley Fundraiser Event, He Books Four Seasons Total Landscaping Parking Lot | by Allan Ishac | Jan, 2021
The PA location has become a favorite of Republican politicians and ambitious Trump lackeys
You know how often you wish you could take a fist pump back? (Photo credit: https://www.nbcnews.com)
T.Upscale hotel chain Loews canceled a fundraiser for Republican Senator Josh Hawley over the weekend for supporting the US Capitol riot last week.
Undeterred, Hawley immediately booked an alternative location for his event that has become hugely popular with Republican politicians and ambitious Trump lackeys – the Four Seasons Total Landscaping parking lot in Holmesburg, PA.
Hawley hopes to create the same kind of garage door excitement. (Photo credit: https://www.npr.org)
This is the same nefarious place that Rudy Giuliani used on November 7th, 2020 to refute the election results. It stands between a sex shop and a crematorium, which seems to be part of its appeal with GOP reps.
Hawley said his fundraiser was “much bigger than Rudy’s press conference and that it will be co-moderated by my good friend and riot collaborator, Ted Cruz. Refreshments are served at the local jail nearby. “
It is not yet known whether Sen. Hawley will remain in jail after his event.
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